Picture this:
You’re a girl and you’re laying down to go to sleep. You’re feeling calm, collected, and ready to drift into a happy dreamland. All of a sudden your boyfriend/partner/husband/friend/guy you’re hanging out with grasps you and starts rubbing their clothed genitals on your leg, back, or might even get on top of you to dry hump your crotch. Generally he will add an oh-so-soothing (or not) boob grab either above or under your shirt.
Soooo….what your body is saying is…you want to have sex with us.
But instead of making it hot, romantic, or heck, making us feel like the adored ladies that we are (or should be)…you decide to hump us like an animal.
So the question is, do you think we find this sexy? Do you think this makes us want to have sex with you? Would you want to have sex with you if you were the girl? Be honest.
The funny part is that, it’s very childish. And dog-like. Where did you come up with the idea that you humping us like this is going to feel good to us? It’s weird when we’re in bed ready to go to sleep and this happens, and it’s also weird when it’s on the couch and we’re watching tv together, or reading. There’s also the times it happens to our backs when we are cooking dinner. (My other blog touched on how your penis is the best thing on the earth to you, but dude, you’re putting us in an awkward spot.)
So basically dude, feeling your erect penis under your clothes jabbing us in our back, side, crotch (over our clothes) – just because you suddenly want it – is kinda bizarre when you really think about it. #AmIRight
Obviously you find us sexy. Or maybe you just want to get off quickly. But this isn’t the way to seduce a girl. It’s just weird. And doesn’t help your case.
What about a little hair stroke, cuddle time, soft sensual kissing? xoxo
Stylish Wing Girl 